The Next Wave?

Lindsay Lohan is now the creative director of Ungaro!!?? I thought the only time she made fashion news was when she left home w/out her panties. Just what audience is she supposed to attract?
Euro-auto heirs are now going mano-a-mano in the fashion arena. In one corner, w/ ITALIA INDEPENDENT, is Lapo Elkann, the allegedly kinky, great-looking Fiat kid. The challenger is big & tall, soft-bodied Simca scion, Jean Pigozzi. Not only is Pigozzi occupied “saving the world”—from his yacht, villa in Cap D’Antibes, Manhattan apt., & mansion overlooking the Bois de Boulogne –w/ Liquid Jungle Lab— he’s now at work marketing LIMOLAND, a men’s clothing line.
BTW: Since I never Tivo, I’m watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta, not Project Runway, on Thursday nights. & likey Full Front Fashion on the Sundance Channel..
UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan’s run as a fashion designer was over in a nano-second.Just sayin!