“Enquiring” Minds Want To Know….Well, Not Really

IHOP PancakesI’m sorry but Nancy Jo Sales didn’t deliver much juice, just puff, in the article, I’m With Her! (Vanity Fair, September 2007). It’s about the male consorts of the Paris/ Nicole/Lilo set. Vanity Fair usually tells all but here I don’t have a clue as to what these “guys” deliver!!! They all look & seemingly act anything but “happening”…..the attraction, pls??
Are any of them good lovers??? I doubt it !!! My guess, if anyone, would be K-Fed. HOW SCARY IS THAT!!!! These guys are all probably duds & one reason the girls are lost in drugs. My favorite is Cisco Adler, he’s so very, very, very LA. We know his dad is Lou Adler…his mother,pls???

Was at the W.Hollywood IHOP & our server looked EXACTLY like Penelope Cruz.