The Heinous Heene Parents…
have lived in LA. Meeting in acting class, of course, the “aliens” left Tinseltown as deadbeats. None of this surprises me, I just feel sorry for the kids.
What does surprise me is that Heene père has such low aspirations…Wife Swap, Jon & Kate go rogue w/ extreme weather?? With that overinflated ego, I think he would be pitching prestige–something like Mad Men. Maybe he could show his acting chops as a rival advertising genius giving Don Draper competition? Or what about trying to snatch David Duchovy’s wife on Californication? (JL said he wishes he thought of that title.)
Unfortunately, the stunts Richard Heene has come up with seem clearly like child abuse; therefore it’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit for this scenario. Child services, pls!