Among the first male students in Southern California to take the title usually owned by female high school beauties, Sergio Garcia, an 18-year-old senior at Fairfax High, said he “felt invincible” after winning the crown.
Tell me: Who was the King? Did the King & Queen share a dance?

Going Broke! The great Golden State can’t balance the budget!

Dispatches:

1. Good Chief Bill Bratton, in reaction to a hiring ban for the LAPD, has threatened to
   pull men out of the affluent Westside! He really knows how to play his hand!
2. Atlanta rapper, Dolla, 21, & 2 friends were shot & killed at the Beverly Center, the fashionable Westside mall. Claiming self-defense, the accused is another Atlanta man, Aubrey L. Berry, 23. Berry’s story is not too credible: By pure chance, he encountered his foe in a men’sroom, 3,000-miles from home! Uh-Huh!
3. BIG NEWS: A new serial killer?!!! Angeleno John Floyd Thomas Jr., now 72, was apparently quite busy in the 70s, 80s. Linked, by a DNA test given convicted sex offenders, to 2 murders–elderly women were the vics–he’s “liked” for another 6. & the total for the Scripture-quoting state worker could possibly reach as high as 30!!!
4. LA County, the largest county, in size & population, in the country–bigger than many eastern states–also has the most polluted beaches! Swim at your own risk!

These guys got it made. We’ve seen French President Sarkozy & his new bride, Carla Bruni. Now Vlad Putin, 55 & newly-divorced, is purportedly engaged to nubile 24-year-old Olympic gymnast & new member of Parliament, Alina Kabaeva.

Putin just bought a magnificent chateau near St. Tropez that has 2 pools. Maybe the new digs are for his honeymoon???